Wobble

Two nights ago, someone broke into our house and filled my head with expanding foam. This is currently pushing my brain against the inside of my skull, causing a headache of monumental proportions. Whilst this unknown burglar was at it he placed a pair of golfish bowls over my ears, and so all sound is badly distorted in the most frustrating way. In addition he used his melt-o-ray on my nose... and in some michael jackson-esque manner it appears to be slowly dissolving and requires the application of all the tissues in the world to control.

( In short, I'm feeling very ill )